Free sex chat croacija - Contract for dating my daughter
Below is the text from the form, however, I have created a PDF version of it that is probably more useful. _________________________________________________________ Applicant’s Signature (that means sign your name, moron!
If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home.
I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. As soon as you pull into the driveway, you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight.
__Yes __No (IF YOU ANSWERED ‘YES’ TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY.
Do you have an earring, nose ring, pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?
I came across this today and, since I am the father of three girls, decided to make it public for possible suitors to prepare themselves as well as for other fathers who may need it. ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ Church you attend ___________________________________________________ How often you attend ________________________________________________ When would be the best time to interview your: Father? A woman’s place is in the: ______________________________________________________________ D.